Cheese Jokes

What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De-Brie flew everywhere!

My friend threw a piece of cheese at me yesterday.  I said "That's not very mature!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? "Halloumi!"

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de-brie!

Why did the cheese decide to go to the gym? To get shredded.

What is Shakespeare's favorite line? "To brie or not to brie, that is the question".

Why was the cheese so serious? Because it was super mature.

What type of cheese does a pirate like? Chedd-ARRR.

What do you call a cheese monster? Gorgonzilla.

Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting feta and feta